All he wants is awards and for everything to be named after him.
The Kennedy Center, Dulles Airport, Penn Station. I mean, if that’s the way to keep him happy, why, I have another suggestion for something we could name after him, and it’s big, and I think he’ll like it, because it’s something everyone’s talking about, something that he actually, unlike most everything else he wants named after him, deserves to be a part of,” joked Kimmel, barely able to keep a straight face.
“And I believe, I propose that we should think about adding his name to the Epstein files, or as they…will heretofore be known as the Trump—Epstein Files! Why NOT put his name on the outside of the files, too?”
Sounds good to us! Trump is mentioned in the files so much — over 1 million times — it would only be fitting for his name to be up there, next to the name of one of the worst sex criminals in American history.
It’s the only place his name belongs…besides on the wall outside a jail cell.
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